Sleeping Baby Avengers.
I just… I can’t even…
And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.
And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.
And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!
And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason
and Little Loki covering his ears
BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST
mom: you’ll have more fun going abroad in college.
mom: you won’t like it now.
mom: you won’t have as much freedom!
mom: it’s cool
me: you don’t understand.
Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
#But can you imagine if James had still been alive?#A letter arrives from Hogwarts saying Harry was caught out of bed after curfew and has detention#and then a letter from Harry arrives explaining that he had to do it#because he had to beat Draco in a duel.#And Lily reads it and just sits there with her head on their kitchen table going ‘oh god why did I have a child with you’#while James dances around the house singing about how amazing their son is.#Harry gets a reply a few days later#a letter from his Mum saying she’s disappointed and those rules are there to keep him safe and he should obey them#(Hermione reads that over his shoulder and practically cheers)#and from James#a gigantic box of chocolate frogs and a pack of stinkbombs or something with a note saying ‘for Draco’ (via thankyouforyourcooperation)
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
is this the phone that was found frozen in the ice all of winter?
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
IT IS THAT DAY TODAY
u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
Jared Padalecki is taller than Dan Howell.
Dan Howell is taller than Phil Lester.
Phil Lester is taller than Jensen Ackles.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch is taller than Misha Collins.
Misha Collins is taller than Martin Freeman.
Just putting things in perspective.
this fucked me up